1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,310 Aikman's looking good today. 2 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,050 He just threw an interception. 3 00:00:07,350 --> 00:00:09,210 I didn't say he was playing good. 4 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:12,370 You can't even see his face behind the helmet. 5 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:14,190 I didn't say his face. 6 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:16,610 Hey. Hey. 7 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:18,130 Hey, how was the park? 8 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,530 Oh, Cece had a little incident. 9 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:22,730 Yeah, she dropped one in the sandbox again. 10 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,050 No, she saved that for a walk home. 11 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:27,390 Come on, Stinky. 12 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:28,870 What happened? 13 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:30,590 Oh, she bit a kid. 14 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,860 Oh, boy. You got to get on that. 15 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:37,480 We did. We explained to her that biting is wrong, and if she's upset, she should 16 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,480 use her words. 17 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,820 Ugh. 18 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,380 What? Here's a word. 19 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:43,780 Pathetic. 20 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:48,160 It's pathetic to teach my daughter right from wrong? Look, honey, Aikman's 21 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,420 bending over to tie a shoe. 22 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:54,600 No, it's ridiculous to think you can reason with a two -year -old. 23 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,860 What would you have done? 24 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,060 Bite her back? 25 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,019 You're joking. 26 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,020 She ain't. 27 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:02,510 I'm not biting my daughter. 28 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,110 Worked on you. 29 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:07,250 You bit me? You bit me. 30 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:09,210 Only once. 31 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:11,650 You let her bite me? 32 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:13,630 Only once. 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,320 You're worried about Cece? 34 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,660 Right now? No. 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,320 Yeah, but what if she's that weird bitey kid that nobody wants to play with? 36 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:58,640 Well, that'd be awful. 37 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,180 No, I'm serious. 38 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:05,600 This kind of stuff follows you around. I knew this kid who wet himself in 39 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,259 kindergarten and then all through high school he was P .P. Peter. 40 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,000 Ain't a big deal. Sometimes two -year -olds bite. 41 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:13,640 Well, did you? 42 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,060 No, Missy was the biter. 43 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:18,920 But... She mostly bitch -helled, so who could blame her? 44 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,200 Well, what got her to stop? 45 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,620 Well, I taught her to do purple nurples instead. 46 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,840 Is that what you're going to teach our daughter? 47 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,720 The playground's rough. 48 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,060 If you ain't the nurple -er, you're the nurple -ee. 49 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,800 How are you the father of my child? 50 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,440 Let me show you. 51 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,840 Come on, thiefy, you have to get dressed. 52 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:43,760 No. I'm serious. 53 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,660 No. Come on, arms up. 54 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,480 That's it. You are in time out. You are going to sit here and think about what 55 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,480 you did. No. 56 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,860 How's it going in there? 57 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,540 Fine. Really? 58 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,320 Because it sounded like she bit you. 59 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Which is why she's in time out. 60 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,300 In her room with her toys. I hope she's okay. 61 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,580 She is my daughter and I will raise her how I see fit. 62 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:25,630 What are 63 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:32,730 you 64 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:33,730 smiling about? 65 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:35,110 Cece bit Mandy. 66 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:37,550 You're happy about that? 67 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:39,690 Yes. 68 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:41,890 Very mature. 69 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,970 Georgie, if one of you would just bite her back, this would all end. 70 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:48,930 All I know is I love and support my wife. 71 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,390 Well done, young man. 72 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,730 Do you agree with him? 73 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,760 If I say yes, are you going to bite me? 74 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,239 Good one. 75 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,760 I hope she bites you both. 76 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:04,420 Was she like this when you married her? Believe it or not, she's mellowed. 77 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,800 Hey, you're here early. 78 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,980 Yeah, things are a little tense at the house. 79 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,260 Sorry. 80 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,679 That's it? 81 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,740 What? Well, this is usually when you say something stupid like, did Mandy come 82 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,300 to her senses and kick you out? 83 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,960 I love that I'm in your head this much. 84 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,480 What's going on? 85 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:34,920 Say she's been biting people and Mandy and her mom are knocking heads over how 86 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,920 to handle it. 87 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,060 Biting people? 88 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,220 You feeding her enough? 89 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:41,020 I'm sure it's just a phase. 90 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:45,540 When my dog was a puppy and he'd bite stuff, I'd give him a rubber bone that 91 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:46,540 want. 92 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,480 You want me to... to give my daughter a bone like a dog? 93 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,540 Why not? 94 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,860 I'm sure there's a good reason. I just can't think of it. 95 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,080 The bumpy ones also clean their teeth. 96 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,400 What you reading? 97 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,100 Book on parenting. 98 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,920 Anything helpful? 99 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:15,240 I don't know. Maybe we could put on a little play with stuffed animals to show 100 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,240 her how biting hurts. 101 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:20,030 Hmm. My mom made me do a Christmas play once. I was a sheep. 102 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,390 Great, you can be a sheep again. 103 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,710 Don't typecast me. I got range. 104 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:30,310 Hey, how would you feel about giving her a rubber bone to chew on? 105 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:32,350 Like a dog? 106 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,430 I know it sounds ridiculous. 107 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:36,310 It's way past ridiculous. It's nuts. 108 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:37,970 Right. 109 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:39,670 But why? 110 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,410 Hey, you ready? 111 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:48,020 Yeah. Okay, Cece, Mommy and Daddy are going to put on a little show for you. 112 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,500 Oh, who are you? 113 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,600 I'm Doodles the Dog. 114 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,920 Who are you? 115 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,380 I'm Billy Bob the Bear. 116 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,380 Hi, Billy Bob. 117 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:00,780 Want to play? 118 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,200 Sure, but not in the street. 119 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,140 That's dangerous. 120 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,840 How about we stick to the script, Billy Bob? 121 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,380 Excuse me for trying to squeeze in an extra lesson. 122 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,400 Want to play hide and seek? 123 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,640 Sure. I'll hide first. 124 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,560 No, I'll hide first. 125 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,120 Well, too bad. 126 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,400 Well, then I'm going to bite you. 127 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:26,900 Oh, 128 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,580 you bit me. 129 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,800 No, don't clap at that. 130 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,900 We had to cut it short. She bit someone again. 131 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 No. 132 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,720 It's all right. I handled it. 133 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,500 You didn't bite her, did you? 134 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,340 I had no choice. 135 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,420 Not biting her was a choice? 136 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,180 It was just a nibble. 137 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,020 Well, did she cry? 138 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:13,400 Of course she cried. She's not used to being disciplined. 139 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,760 You had no right to do that. 140 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,840 Well, somebody had to parent her. 141 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,760 I am her parent. I parent her, not you. 142 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,780 Well, maybe I shouldn't watch her anymore. 143 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,220 Well, maybe you shouldn't. 144 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,950 No, no, no thanks necessary. 145 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,370 Okay. Bye. 146 00:07:59,970 --> 00:08:02,590 You do work in mysterious ways. 147 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:09,070 Can I get anyone another slice? 148 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,750 I'm stuffed. 149 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,350 Yeah, you didn't have to make us a pie. 150 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:16,390 My pleasure. Just one of the many perks of living here. 151 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:19,890 We ain't living here. It's just a couple days till everybody cools off. 152 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:22,310 Well. Until my mom apologizes. 153 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,790 We might be living here. 154 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:28,950 I don't wish to speak ill of your mother. Oh, please. Speak ill, ill away. 155 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:33,169 I just can't believe she would bite that sweet little angel. 156 00:08:33,809 --> 00:08:36,309 Well, she ain't exactly been an angel lately. 157 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,669 So you think biting her was okay? 158 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,270 Well, of course not. 159 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,570 She should have just spanked her like a normal person. 160 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,670 What? We don't spank. 161 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:45,970 We don't? 162 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:49,370 No. Have you spanked her? 163 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:52,050 Not yet, but I didn't know we were against it. 164 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:53,930 Well, we are. 165 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,730 She spanked me. I turned out fine. 166 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:57,870 I didn't spank him much. 167 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,310 You spanked me when I cussed, when I sassed. 168 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,210 Oh, you really spanked me that time I laughed while you were spanking me. 169 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:09,430 We are not talking about me. We are talking about her nasty mother and how 170 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:10,970 safer Cece is here. 171 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:15,150 One time I flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet at school. 172 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,690 I got whooped by the principal, my dad. 173 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,780 the custodian got into whack. 174 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,200 That's terrible. 175 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:25,160 Maybe, but that was the last time I blew up plumbing with fireworks. 176 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,440 Word on the street is you finally drove Georgie and Mandy out. 177 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,840 They'll be back. 178 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,180 Till then, I guess it's just the three of us. 179 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,160 Like the good old days, huh? 180 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,780 Feel free to drive him out, too. 181 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,370 Good one, Pop. 182 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:49,830 I miss this. 183 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:57,250 Connor, you think I was a good mother, right? 184 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,470 The best. 185 00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,490 Thank you. 186 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:02,910 I don't know what Amanda's problem is. 187 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,210 You bit her daughter. 188 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:09,330 I knew you were going to find some way to blame me. 189 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:14,440 It's the one thing she said not to do. You always take her side. 190 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,700 I'd love to take your side, but you make it hard. 191 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:18,400 You always want to be the good guy. 192 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,080 This just feels right. 193 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:26,860 What's all this? 194 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,420 Sorry, I was just trying to find something Cece would eat. 195 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,660 I made eggs, but she didn't want that, so I made some pancakes, and she spit 196 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,320 that out, so it's a mobile. 197 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:41,810 We were always more of an eat what's in front of you kind of house. 198 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,730 I just always think it's more important she gets a good meal than what's easiest 199 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,730 for me. 200 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,050 Never thought of it that way. 201 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:55,550 If I did this at my house, my mom would roll her eyes so hard she'd pull a 202 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:59,410 muscle. Well, her generation is kind of set in their ways. 203 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:00,730 Sure are. 204 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:05,710 You know, if you think about it, I am closer to your age than your mom's. 205 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:07,350 I guess. 206 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:08,710 I did the math. It's true. 207 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,810 Listen, I need to run some errands later. Do you mind watching Cece for a 208 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:14,810 hours? I would love to. 209 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:18,670 Oh, and if she throws a tantrum, we've been working on taking deep breaths. So, 210 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:19,850 just a reminder. 211 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:22,270 To breathe. 212 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:25,410 Yeah. 213 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:26,930 You got it. 214 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,610 Okay, Cece, give Nana the block. 215 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:33,890 No. 216 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:35,490 Take a deep breath. 217 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,230 And give Nana the block. 218 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,490 No. 219 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:41,430 I'm going to ask one more time, give Nana the block. 220 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,090 Ow! 221 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:50,790 Don't you laugh, you little... Sorry 222 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:55,730 I'm late. I drove to the other house before I remember. 223 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:57,690 No problem. 224 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250 Dinner's in the oven. 225 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:00,810 What happened to you? 226 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,030 Your daughter threw a block at me. 227 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:05,229 You okay? 228 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:06,230 I'm fine. 229 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:07,730 I'll talk to her. 230 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,510 Mandy already told her to apologize. 231 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,950 Good. She said no. 232 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:15,010 I don't know what's gotten into her. 233 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,290 It's not her fault. 234 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,110 Thanks. It's yours. 235 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,770 What? I wasn't even here. 236 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:25,090 Your daughter needs boundaries. The Bible is very clear. Spare the rod, 237 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,090 the child. 238 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:29,150 Where was that last night when Mandy was saying we don't spank? 239 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:32,950 It is not my place to say something, but someone else could. 240 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,960 Like who? 241 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,020 Maybe Mandy's husband or Cece's father. 242 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:39,880 Those are both me. 243 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:45,240 Oh, Mary, if you have a cookie, I think I can get her to apologize. 244 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,160 I thought you were in the shower. 245 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,340 No, your mother's in the shower and Missy called next. 246 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,660 Hmm, if only there was a place where we had our own bathroom. 247 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,720 You would trade your daughter's safety for a shower? 248 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:05,940 And a toilet. 249 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,340 Look, your mom went too far, but Cece does need some boundaries. 250 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,700 She hurt my mom. 251 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,240 So we should hit her? 252 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,120 It ain't hitting, it's spanking. 253 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,000 See, no big deal. 254 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,780 Get over my knee and I'll show you. 255 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,320 I can't believe you're not with me on that. 256 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,500 The Bible does say, spare the rod, spoil the child. 257 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,460 Since when do you quote the Bible? 258 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,120 It's not me. 259 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,810 It's the house. 260 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:37,070 I get it now. This is coming from your mother. 261 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:40,370 What? Yeah, you two have been talking about what a bad parent I am. 262 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:44,090 No, what bad parents we are, because we're a team. 263 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,290 You suck. 264 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,350 No, we suck. 265 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:49,970 Remember, team. 266 00:13:55,570 --> 00:14:00,270 Welcome back to Family Spotlight. Our next caller wants to ban her sister from 267 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:00,969 her wedding. 268 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:01,970 Ooh, yummy. 269 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,160 Hi, Jeanette. You're on the air with Dr. Oliver. Tell me about this sister of 270 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,380 yours. Well, she announced her pregnancy at my bridal shower. 271 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,020 Boring. 272 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,740 And I think my fiance's the father. 273 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Here we go. 274 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:20,840 Thanks for calling Family Spotlight, where our spotlight is on your family. 275 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,520 Our next caller is Mandy from Texas. 276 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,100 Mandy, I understand you're upset with your mother. 277 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800 Get this. 278 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,200 She bit my daughter. 279 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,140 I'm sorry. Did you say hit or bit? 280 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,000 Oh, bit with a B, as in bitch like my mother? 281 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,000 And why would your mom do this? 282 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:42,540 My two -year -old's just going through a biting phase, and she insisted on 283 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:43,540 teaching her a lesson. 284 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:44,800 Has she bitten people before? 285 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,820 My daughter or my mother. Doesn't matter. Yes to both. 286 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,300 Thank you for letting me know. 287 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,840 What's going on? 288 00:14:55,720 --> 00:15:00,040 Apparently, Amanda is on the radio saying awful things about me. 289 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680 Oh, no. 290 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,150 What station? 291 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:09,030 She thinks her way is the only way to do things. I mean, just because she broke 292 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:12,070 my father's spirit, she thinks she can do the same to me. Hold on, hold on. 293 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:15,670 We're being told that we actually have your mom on the other line. What? No, 294 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,070 don't pick up. Hi, Audrey, you're on with Dr. Oliver. 295 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:22,570 I don't know what Amanda has been telling you, but I was an excellent 296 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:25,470 You bit your granddaughter. 297 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:30,650 It was a nibble, and I was simply teaching her there are consequences for 298 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,210 behavior. With more... 299 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,780 have it doc well recent studies do suggest that non -violent methods like 300 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:45,260 timeouts can be a more effective form of child rearing bite that mom sounds like 301 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:51,320 a load of yankee psycho babble where are you based out of doctor chicago of 302 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:57,020 course you are you see what i'm dealing with here welcome to texas where we're 303 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:59,060 biting and spanking all the ding dang day 304 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,990 Don't be so dramatic. Your father spanked you and you survived. 305 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:08,050 I got news for you. He didn't lay a finger on me. 306 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:10,710 What? 307 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,410 Yeah, couldn't do it. He just told you he did. 308 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,030 Jim, I know you're listening. Pick up a phone. 309 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,150 I don't want to. 310 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,650 Jim? 311 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,750 Hello. 312 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,090 That ain't good. 313 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:28,850 All right, thanks. 314 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,870 Mandy and Mrs. McAllister are going at it on the radio. 315 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,790 Really? Like you don't want to hear her. 316 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,230 AM 1060, thank you. 317 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,190 I couldn't do it. 318 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,050 She would look at me with those big eyes. 319 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:47,390 I would have been like spanking Bambi. 320 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,890 So it's your fault she's like this. 321 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,129 Like what? 322 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,950 Happy, successful, confident. 323 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,310 Try soft, spoiled, and ungrateful. 324 00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:57,970 Can I hang up now? 325 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:02,950 No. Audrey, you do seem to harbor some resentment toward your daughter. 326 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,329 That's not true. 327 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,250 Oh, please. She's been out to get me ever since I met my husband. 328 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:11,430 Oh, and when you say met, you mean got knocked up by. 329 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:15,170 And should I mention he was only 17 when it happened? 330 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,390 Mom! 331 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,690 Can I please hang up? 332 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,410 Are you going to tell Dr. Oliver? Are you going to call in and defend your 333 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,129 woman's honor? 334 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,890 Not in a million years. 335 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:34,270 So now we're saying that my mother -in -law, she's a piece of work. She was 336 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,210 pretending to be all supportive, but behind my back, she was calling me a bad 337 00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,050 parent. Sounds like her. 338 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,410 Stay out of this. 339 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,150 Actually, I believe we have your mother -in -law on the other line. 340 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,530 Is this Mary? 341 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,430 You are darn tootin' it is. 342 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,950 And I didn't say anything behind your back. 343 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,290 That's not what Georgie said. 344 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,470 Well, I don't know what he told you, but I do believe in spanking, and he is not 345 00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:56,830 too old to go over my knee. 346 00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,510 My chance. 347 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,350 You're both crazy. Screw it down. 348 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:11,470 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Who, me? 349 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:17,510 We're taking primetime to a new level. 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